Whiskey Quotes Napkins
Luxury cotton napkins featuring 50 witty Whiskey Quotes to elevate your Cocktail Party.
- 100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
- Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
- Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
- Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.
Featuring an Assortment Iconic Whiskey Quotes
- "A banana is 105 calories. A shot of whiskey is 80... choose wisely." Unknown Author
- "Can you put whiskey in a humidifier? Asking for a friend." Unknown Author
- "Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever." Unknown Author
- "I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore I am not an alcoholic, I am spiritual." Unknown Author
- "I doubt whiskey is the answer but it's worth a shot." Unknown Author
- "I like my whiskey old and my women young." Errol Flynn
- "I love water. Frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by whiskey." Unknown Author
- "I need to drink more water so I added ice to my whiskey." Unknown Author
- "I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea." Unknown Author
- "If you don't remember it didn't happen." Unknown Author
- "It's true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it." Unknown Author
- "Keep your friends close and your whiskey closer." Unknown Author
- "Life is messy but my whiskey is neat." Unknown Author
- "Life rule: Whiskey mixes well with everything except decisions." Unknown Author
- "My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks." Unknown Author
- "Save water...drink whiskey." Unknown Author
- "Sleep late. Have fun. Drink Whiskey." Hunter S. Thompson
- "The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription... Okay, he called it a receipt." Unknown Author
- "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." Winston Churchill
- "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." Mark Twain
- "Whiskey and ice and everything is nice." Unknown Author
- "Whiskey improves with age and I improve with whiskey." Unknown Author
- "Whiskey is liquid sunshine." George Bernard Shaw
- "Whiskey! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad." Unknown Author
- "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy whiskey and that's pretty close." Unknown Author
Designed to add a touch of elegance and personality to any occasion.
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Can I re-use the napkins?
They are single use. They are not hemmed and purposely designed as a disposable napkin as middle ground between paper and a formal napkin. Everyone despises the pain and frustration of ironing, bleaching and washing. Our cotton napkins are made so you can have a perfectly pristine napkin fresh out of the pack, every time.
Are there different quotes in the pack?
Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.
What occasions are they best for?
Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.
Are they environmentally friendly?
Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable. No fertilisers or pesticides are used in our production processes.











































