Yogi Berra Quotes Napkins
Luxury cotton napkins featuring 50 witty Yogi Berra Quotes to elevate your Dinner Party.
- 100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
- Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
- Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
- Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.
Featuring an Assortment Iconic Yogi Berra Quotes
- "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra
- "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." Yogi Berra
- "Half the lies they tell about me aren't true." Yogi Berra
- "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." Yogi Berra
- "I never said half the things I said." Yogi Berra
- "I usually take a two–hour nap from one to four." Yogi Berra
- "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question." Yogi Berra
- "If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." Yogi Berra
- "If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer." Yogi Berra
- "It ain't over till it's over." Yogi Berra
- "It gets late early out there." Yogi Berra
- "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much." Yogi Berra
- "It’s like déjà vu, all over again." Yogi Berra
- "It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it." Yogi Berra
- "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded." Yogi Berra
- "The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra
- "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Yogi Berra
- "There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em." Yogi Berra
- "We made too many wrong mistakes." Yogi Berra
- "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." Yogi Berra
- "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." Yogi Berra
- "You can observe a lot by just watching." Yogi Berra
- "You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you." Yogi Berra
- "If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." Yogi Berra
- "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." Yogi Berra
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Everything you need to know about our Cotton Napkins
Can I re-use the napkins?
They are single use. They are not hemmed and purposely designed as a disposable napkin as middle ground between paper and a formal napkin. Everyone despises the pain and frustration of ironing, bleaching and washing. Our cotton napkins are made so you can have a perfectly pristine napkin fresh out of the pack, every time.
Are there different quotes in the pack?
Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.
What occasions are they best for?
Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.
Are they environmentally friendly?
Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable. No fertilisers or pesticides are used in our production processes.











































